What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart?

I only have eyes for you!

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Why did the leprechaun climb the rainbow?

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Why did the leprechaun go to jail?

He was caught green-handed!

What do you call a fake Irish stone?

A sham-rock!

Why do leprechauns hate running?

They'd rather jig than jog!

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