Why did the Irish pug sit in the shade on St. Patrick's Day?

He didn't want to be a hot dog — he wanted to be a green one!

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What did one pot of gold say to the other at the gym?

What do leprechauns love to put on their salad?

More St. Patrick's Day Dad Jokes

Why did the leprechaun go to jail?

He was caught green-handed!

What do you call a fake Irish stone?

A sham-rock!

Why do leprechauns hate running?

They'd rather jig than jog!

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