Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
Because all the fans left.
Because all the fans left.
'Fans' are both the people who watch sports and the devices that cool you down. When all the fans leave after a game, the stadium loses both its audience and its cooling system. It's one of those puns where the double meaning is so perfectly balanced that neither definition feels forced.
Ask it like a legitimate question about stadium climate control. Deliver the punchline with a shrug, as if the connection between sports fans and cooling fans is the most obvious thing in the world.
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