Why do men find it so hard to make eye contact?
Because the other things don't have eyes.
Because the other things don't have eyes.
The setup sounds like it's going to address a social anxiety or psychological phenomenon. The punchline instead explains that men look elsewhere because those other things literally don't require eye contact — they don't have eyes to contact. The logical completeness of the reasoning is what makes it funny.
Answer with the patient reasoning of someone explaining a simple concept that the asker really should have figured out on their own.
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All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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