Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

They'd crack each other up.

I broke my finger last week.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

More Good Dad Jokes

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.

The bartender says, "I'll have to charge you extra. That's a root beer float."

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.