Why is a beer on St. Patrick's Day like a sunburn?
They're both better when they're not too red and a little green!
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More St. Patrick's Day Dad Jokes
Why did the leprechaun go to jail?
He was caught green-handed!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A sham-rock!
Why do leprechauns hate running?
They'd rather jig than jog!