Why is electricity so good at school?
Because it always conducts itself well!
Because it always conducts itself well!
'Conducts itself well' is the phrase adults use for good behavior and proper decorum — but in physics, conductance is the ability of a material to allow electric current to flow through it. Electricity behaving well at school because it's a good conductor is the most logical compliment you can give it.
Say it with a proud parent's tone — electricity has been a model student and you want the world to know it.
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