What did the biologist wear on his first date?
Designer genes!
Designer genes!
'Designer genes' sounds exactly like 'designer jeans,' the aspirational fashion staple — but swapped for the biological blueprint of life. The joke works because it plants the mundane fashion context first (a date, clothing), then yanks you sideways into molecular biology with a homophone you didn't see coming.
Say 'Designer genes' with the same casual confidence you'd use if you were actually talking about expensive denim — the flatter you deliver it, the funnier the pivot.
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How did the cell phone get pregnant?
It went through cell division!
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics Association!
Why did the botanist quit her job?
She was tired of being bushed!
What did the stamen say to the pistil?
I like your style!
What did the biologist couple name their twins?
Gene and Jean!
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