I don't get why people say "break a leg" when you go on stage.
I mean, after all, every cast starts with one.
I mean, after all, every cast starts with one.
A 'cast' in theater means the performers, but a cast is also the plaster worn after breaking a bone. Breaking a leg starts with a bone-breaking cast, which then forms the theatrical cast. The good-luck phrase is medically literal and theatrically accurate.
Deliver with the perplexed but logical reasoning of someone who has worked out the theatrical-medical connection and still isn't entirely sure which meaning is intended.
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