My wife asked me to get "ribbed" condoms from the store.

I came back with a rack of ribs. Now I'm sleeping on the couch.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

More Dirty Dad Jokes

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

I want you inside me.

What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?

Chewing gum.