My wife asked me to stop singing "I'm a Believer."
Then I saw her face.
Then I saw her face.
'Then I saw her face' is the very next lyric in 'I'm a Believer' — the narrator responds to her request by singing the song's next line. He cannot stop. The song is too compelling. The refusal IS the lyric.
Let 'Then I saw her face' arrive with the wistful tone of the Monkees original — you meant every word. The wife asked you to stop. The song had other plans.
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