AITA for eating my coworker's subway?
Oops, wrong sub!
Oops, wrong sub!
"Wrong sub" means both the wrong subreddit (AITA is a Reddit forum) and the wrong Subway sandwich. The Reddit post format confesses to eating someone's Subway, then "wrong sub" admits it was posted to the wrong forum while also being the actual crime.
Set it up as reading a Reddit post — or just post it online where it belongs. In person, set up the Reddit framing before delivering "Oops, wrong sub!" with maximum sheepishness.
Perfect for:
Studies show that "dad jokes" as a term surged in popularity after 2015, though fathers have been telling groan-worthy puns since at least ancient Rome. The format — short setup, obvious punchline — is designed to maximize eye rolls per word.
My Granpa knew the Titanic was going to sink the moment he saw the ship. He was screaming, warning people not to get on it!
Next joke →"Doctor, I think I have ADHD. I can never remember where I parked my Ford."
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
My Granpa knew the Titanic was going to sink the moment he saw the ship. He was screaming, warning people not to get on it!
Security apprehended him, and kicked him out of the movie theater
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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