AITA for eating my coworker's subway?
Oops, wrong sub!
Oops, wrong sub!
My Granpa knew the Titanic was going to sink the moment he saw the ship. He was screaming, warning people not to get on it!
Next joke"Doctor, I think I have ADHD. I can never remember where I parked my Ford."
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!