"Doctor, I think I have ADHD. I can never remember where I parked my Ford."
Doctor: That's not how ADHD works. Man: But I keep losing my Focus.
Doctor: That's not how ADHD works. Man: But I keep losing my Focus.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!