I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend.

She was obsessed with her ex.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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I'm reading a horror story in braille.

Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

Why did the old man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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