🔤 Wordplay

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

Why This Joke Works

"Rip off" simultaneously means getting scammed on a cheap service AND the literal physical description of what a circumcision entails at the most basic level. The joke works as both a consumer complaint and a medical observation, which makes the two meanings collide with more impact than either would alone.

🎤 How to Tell This Joke

Deliver "a rip off" with the weary authority of a Yelp reviewer who has been burned by a budget service provider.

Perfect for:

•When complaining about any service that over-promised and under-delivered
•At a medical professional gathering where dark humor is the norm
•During a debate about healthcare costs and value

💡 Did You Know?

Double entendres have been a staple of comedy since Shakespeare — many of his plays are packed with innuendo that would make even modern audiences blush.

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