What do you call a lazy eye doctor?
A laid-back optometrist — he dilates!
A laid-back optometrist — he dilates!
I quit my job at the donut factory...
Next jokeWhy did the employee get fired from the coin factory?
My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home!
I got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!