I got a job as a human cannonball...
I got fired on my first day!
I got fired on my first day!
What's the difference between a boss and a leader?
Next jokeWhy did the scarecrow win Employee of the Month again?
My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home!
I got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!