I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson...
He said, 'But Dad, your name is Brian.' I said, 'Right. I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.'
He said, 'But Dad, your name is Brian.' I said, 'Right. I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.'
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent!
What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
A pop-sicle!