What do clouds wear under their raincoats?
Thunderwear!
Thunderwear!
"Thunderwear" swaps "under" in "underwear" for "thunder" — the cloud's most dramatic weather output. Since thunder accompanies rainstorms, the cloud's undergarment naturally involves its most powerful atmospheric effect. It's the most meteorologically appropriate underwear possible.
Look genuinely shocked and scandalized that you asked about cloud underwear, then reveal "thunderwear!" like you've uncovered a great meteorological secret.
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