What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderwear!
Thunderwear!
'Thunderwear' is a spot-on phonetic swap for 'underwear' — and thunder is what clouds are most associated with during storms. The image of clouds having undergarments made of literal thunder is both absurd and somehow completely natural-sounding. It's a kids' joke that also makes adults groan with pleasure.
Say 'Thunderwear!' with the confidence of a meteorologist who has been sitting on this joke for fifteen years.
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