I used to be a banker...
But I lost interest!
But I lost interest!
What do you call someone who's happy on Mondays?
Next jokeThe rotation of Earth really makes my day.
My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home!
I got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!