If I am in the middle of the ocean and I jump, but when I come down I don't hit water, what does this mean?
Island
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Next jokeI love my new hobby: archery...its great
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!