They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now.
Well, they're not laughing now.
"They're not laughing now" is simultaneously triumphant (you proved them wrong) and self-defeating (if you're a comedian and nobody's laughing, that's also very bad). The beautiful ambiguity works both ways at the same time.
Say "Well, they're not laughing now" with equal parts pride and sadness — the ambiguous tone should leave people unsure whether to applaud or console you.
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Studies show that "dad jokes" as a term surged in popularity after 2015, though fathers have been telling groan-worthy puns since at least ancient Rome. The format — short setup, obvious punchline — is designed to maximize eye rolls per word.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
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