My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes...
But I said I couldn't quit cold turkey!
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More Thanksgiving Dad Jokes
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't arrived on the Mayflower yet!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!