What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't arrived on the Mayflower yet!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!