My landlord sent me a text saying we need to talk about how high my air-conditioning bill is.
I responded: Come by any time, my door is always open.
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I responded: Come by any time, my door is always open.
What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
Next jokeMy keyboard is missing the letter 'Z'. I asked it what happened.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!