What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
A heroine addict
A heroine addict
"Heroine" sounds like "heroin" — so a heroine addict is someone hooked on strong female protagonists, while sounding like they have a drug problem. The clever misdirect works because the setup sounds serious before revealing a wholesome binge-watching habit.
Answer with the gravity of a concerned friend staging an intervention — "A heroine addict." — let the listener figure out which spelling you mean.
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