👔 Classic Dad Joke

My son asked If you see an Apple Store getting robbed…

does that make you an *iWitness*?

Why This Joke Works

"iWitness" follows Apple's naming convention (iPhone, iPad, iMac) applied to "eyewitness" — the legal observer of a crime. The Apple branding colonizes a legal term and turns a crime scene into a product launch.

🎤 How to Tell This Joke

Present it with genuine parental pride — "My son asked..." — the pride in a kid's clever observation makes it funnier than if you claimed it yourself.

Perfect for:

•At an Apple store or tech event
•During a conversation about Apple products or branding
•With kids who are into tech humor and clever wordplay

💡 Did You Know?

Studies show that "dad jokes" as a term surged in popularity after 2015, though fathers have been telling groan-worthy puns since at least ancient Rome. The format — short setup, obvious punchline — is designed to maximize eye rolls per word.

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