Tablets were replaced by scrolls, scrolls were replaced by books.
Now we scroll through books on tablets.
Now we scroll through books on tablets.
The cycle of technology has looped back on itself — ancient tablets and scrolls gave way to books, but digital tablets have brought back scrolling and the tablet form. The technological pendulum swings all the way around and lands exactly where it started.
Say it with the philosophical weight of someone who just noticed the universe's irony — let the circular logic land and settle before anyone speaks.
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