My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
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I'm reading a horror story in braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
The rotation of Earth really makes my day.