My wife told me I was acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down.

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I went to a wedding where two antennas met on a roof.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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