My neighbor got a breast implant.
I know. I've seen it firsthand.
I know. I've seen it firsthand.
"Firsthand" is an adverb meaning directly, from personal experience — but here it suggests hands-on proximity in a very different sense. The fact that the narrator has "firsthand" knowledge of the implant implies an intimacy that raises immediate questions about the neighbor relationship.
Say "firsthand" with a slight pause before it, like you briefly considered how that would land and decided to say it anyway.
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