What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say when clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
Thanks for coming!
What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women wild?
Next jokeI told my girlfriend I was going to start gardening.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
I want you inside me.
What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
Chewing gum.