🔤 Wordplay

What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say when clients leave?

Thanks for coming!

Why This Joke Works

"Thanks for coming" is the standard polite farewell at any business — it's professional, warm, and completely appropriate. At a sperm bank, "coming" takes on an additional literal meaning that makes the mundane customer service script quietly devastating. The beauty is that the receptionist is saying exactly what they'd say at any office.

🎤 How to Tell This Joke

Deliver it with the cheerful service-industry warmth of a hotel checkout clerk — genuine, professional, oblivious.

Perfect for:

•At any event where the host is enthusiastically thanking guests for coming
•When a friend works in healthcare and needs a workplace joke
•During a conversation about awkward but technically correct professional phrases

💡 Did You Know?

Double entendres have been a staple of comedy since Shakespeare — many of his plays are packed with innuendo that would make even modern audiences blush.

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