Someone told me my clothes were gay.
I said: "Yeah they came out of the closet this morning."
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I said: "Yeah they came out of the closet this morning."
Do you know what a Zebra is?
Next jokeI met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!