I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
"Keeper" means both someone worth keeping in a relationship and a zookeeper — which is literally his job at the zoo in the uniform. The romantic assessment and his job title are the exact same word, and both are perfectly true.
Tell it as a genuine meet-cute story — let the zoo uniform detail build naturally before "keeper" lands as both the compliment and the job description simultaneously.
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