What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch you later!
Catch you later!
"Catch you later" is the most natural goodbye phrase imaginable, yet when a glove says it to a ball, the word "catch" suddenly means something entirely literal and physical. The joke works because it gives inanimate sports equipment the most appropriate send-off line possible.
Deliver it casually, like the glove is just heading out — give a little wave if you're feeling committed.
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Sports humor is universal — researchers found that sports jokes are understood across cultures more easily than any other category of humor.
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In case he got a hole in one!
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