Why did the baseball team hire a baker?
They needed a good batter!
They needed a good batter!
"Batter" is both a baseball hitter and the liquid mixture used in baking and cooking — and a truly exceptional batter is valuable in both professions. The team's recruitment of a baker is the most rational cross-industry hire if you evaluate both job descriptions on the same word.
Deliver "a good batter" like it's a completely sound personnel decision that needs no further justification.
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What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch you later!
Why did the baseball player bring a suitcase to the game?
Because he wanted to hit a home run!
What do you call a baseball player who throws tantrums?
A pitcher fit!
What do you call a sleeping baseball pitcher?
A snooze baller!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
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