What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O'Shea!
Rick O'Shea!
"Rick O'Shea" sounds exactly like "ricochet" — the physics term for a bullet bouncing off a surface — so a bulletproof Irishman would literally cause shots to ricochet. The genius is that "O'Shea" is a perfectly plausible Irish surname, making it sound like a real person's name rather than an obvious pun until the phonetic trick registers.
Say the name naturally and confidently, as if Rick O'Shea is a real person you personally know — let the audience figure out the ricochet themselves for maximum cognitive reward.
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