What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
They jog their memory!
"Jog your memory" is such a common expression for recalling something that we've forgotten it contains an actual running speed. A runner who "jogs their memory" is doing so both figuratively and at a literal pace — it's the most natural-sounding profession-specific solution.
Say it casually, like the answer just occurred to you mid-conversation — the understated delivery sells the wordplay best.
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Because it was two-tired!
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A soccer match!
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To get his quarterback!
Why is a baseball stadium always cool?
Because it's full of fans!
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They went on strike!
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