Why did the swimmer go back in time?
Because he wanted to do the backstroke!
Because he wanted to do the backstroke!
The "backstroke" in swimming means moving through the water on your back — but combining it with going "back in time" creates a literal interpretation where swimming backward through time is the swimmer's preferred method of time travel. It's a silly but internally consistent logic.
Give a little backstroke arm motion as you deliver the punchline — the physical mime makes the double meaning land faster.
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