Why is a baseball stadium always cool?
Because it's full of fans!
Because it's full of fans!
"Fans" does the elegant double shift — cheering spectators who pack the stands and the mechanical fans that circulate air. The setup about a stadium being "cool" primes you for a temperature explanation, but it turns out the crowds were the answer all along, in both senses.
Deliver "because it's full of fans" with a knowing smile, like you've just revealed a deep architectural secret.
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