What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Ice caps!
"Ice caps" are both what polar regions have at the tops of the earth AND what a snowman would logically wear on its head (since they're made of ice and snow). Both meanings are cold, both are snowy, and both make complete sense for a snowman. The pun feels cohesive rather than forced because the two definitions share the same frozen world.
Say "Ice caps!" with the certainty of a snowman fashion authority who has studied this question in depth.
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