Why does the snowman keep going back to the carrot bin?
He's nosy!
He's nosy!
"Nosy" means overly curious or prying — but a snowman literally needs a nose (a carrot), so repeated trips to the carrot bin IS the nosiest behavior a snowman can display. The adjective works as a personality judgment and a literal physical description at the same time. The snowman isn't prying — it just has nose-related errands.
Say "He's nosy!" with the same exasperated tone you'd use about a neighbor who peeks through the curtains too often.
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Christmas cracker jokes — the original dad jokes — have been a British tradition since 1847, when Tom Smith invented the Christmas cracker.
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