Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling!
To get a filling!
A dental "filling" repairs a damaged tooth โ but a donut "filling" is the jam, cream, or custard inside. The donut visiting the dentist for what is literally its own defining feature is a beautiful loop of circular logic that makes the joke feel inevitable.
Say "to get a filling!" with cheerful matter-of-factness, like this is the most natural reason a donut would schedule a dental appointment.
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