What kind of nut has no shell?
A doughnut!
A doughnut!
"Doughnut" ends in "nut" but has absolutely no shell โ it's neither a nut nor does it have anything protective about it. The setup primes you for a real nut, and the answer hides the punchline in the suffix of a pastry name. The misdirection is clean and the reveal feels like a legitimate discovery.
Say "a doughnut!" with the confident satisfaction of someone who just outsmarted a trick question โ the answer was hiding in the name the entire time.
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Food puns are the most shared category of jokes on social media, possibly because everyone can relate to the subject matter regardless of background.
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Because it wasn't peeling well!
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For a butter lover!
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