Why did the muffin go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling really battered!

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What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

It let out a little wine!

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