Why did the pie crust go to the dentist?
It needed a filling!
It needed a filling!
'Filling' works simultaneously as the pie's interior custard and a dental procedure — same word, two completely different contexts. Using the crust specifically as the dental patient makes structural sense: the outer shell visits the dentist to get filled, just like a tooth.
Say 'it needed a filling!' with the sympathetic wince you'd extend to someone describing dental work — the grimacing commiseration is funnier than enthusiasm when cavities and pie are sharing the same sentence.
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Turkey jokes dominate Thanksgiving humor, but the tradition of telling jokes at the table goes back to the original 1621 celebration (probably).
What do turkeys give thanks for?
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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling!
Why did the pumpkin pie win the baking contest?
Because it was a cut above the crust!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing, wing, wing!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots!
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