Why did the pumpkin pie win the baking contest?
Because it was a cut above the crust!
Because it was a cut above the crust!
'A cut above' — the idiom for being superior — gets extended with 'the crust,' making the pie's excellence described in the exact terms of its consumption. Cutting through a pie's crust is literally how you serve it, so the pie's superiority is expressed through the very act that defines it.
Mime slicing a pie with authority when you say 'cut above the crust!' — the gesture makes the literal cutting and the figurative superiority land at the same moment for maximum efficiency.
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Turkey jokes dominate Thanksgiving humor, but the tradition of telling jokes at the table goes back to the original 1621 celebration (probably).
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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling!
Why did the pie crust go to the dentist?
It needed a filling!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing, wing, wing!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots!
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