Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling!
Because it needed a filling!
A pie 'filling' (the pumpkin custard inside the crust) gets reframed as a dental filling — same word, completely different context. Both uses are entirely legitimate, and the image of a pumpkin pie reclining in a dentist's chair is wonderfully absurd.
Say 'a filling!' with the sympathetic wince you'd make discussing a dental procedure — that slight grimace sells the dental context just before the listener's brain catches up to the food pun.
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Turkey jokes dominate Thanksgiving humor, but the tradition of telling jokes at the table goes back to the original 1621 celebration (probably).
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Why did the pie crust go to the dentist?
It needed a filling!
Why did the pumpkin pie win the baking contest?
Because it was a cut above the crust!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing, wing, wing!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots!
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