Why do baseball players make good friends?
Because they always touch base!
Because they always touch base!
"Touch base" is the business-world expression for checking in with someone, but baseball players literally touch bases — it's a core mechanical requirement of their sport. They're the most reliable friends imaginable, consistently following up by professional obligation.
Warm and genuine — say it like you genuinely recommend baseball players as friends, based on this specific scheduling quality.
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